your lucky ring stinks!

10:15 AM

so i just got back from watching The Toothless Heroes.

oh wait.

that's not the title.

it's actually, The Expendables.

my review:

  • good guys vs bad guys. same 'ol, same 'ol

  • story line agak messy.

  • a guy try to rescue a girl he just met. hmm, there's always a girl, isn't it? again, same 'ol, same'ol.

  • full of fighting scene,and super massive black hole explosion. guys would love this.

  • bersepah-sepah orang mati kena tetak. kepala putus. badan terbelah. eeeurghhh! gory movie, i hate!huhu~

  • Jet Li: macam pelakon tambahan je. dialog tak banyak. towards the end of the movie je baru dia kuar. huhu~

  • Lame jokes pun bersepah.

  • walaupun lame jokes, tapi saye tetap gelak la jugak kan... haha.

  • scene that i like:
    i) when Jason shot the orang jahat upside down, camera pun upside down. niceeee!

    ii)Jason showered the bad guys with grease, and then he fired them. habih meletup-letup!

banyak juga funny lines. tapi antara yang kelakar, masa nih:

Trench: Arnold SusahNakEja
Church: Bruce Willis
Barney Ross:Sylvester 'Rambo' Stallone


Trench: Well, I'm busy right now. So give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: [sarcastically] Right.
Mr. Church: [Uncertain] That's right.

Trench: [to Barney] Hey, how about dinner?
Barney Ross: Yeah, when?
Trench: In a thousand years?
Barney Ross: Too soon.

[Trench walks off]
Mr. Church: [Confused; about Trench] What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to be president.

copy from imdb.

sangat sengal, okay.
in fact, the first time i see Arnie, saye dah gelak-gelak sebab mula-mula nampak bayang macam ala Terminator.
pastu ayat last sekali "He wants to be president" tu, memang buat saye bantai gelak. huahuahua.

this entry's title is a quote from The Expandables too.

all in all,
movie nih bolei laaaa..
takde lah best sangat.
entertaining wise, i give 3 stars.
storyline wise, i give 2 stars.

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